A Readers' Poll

I'd like some input on the direction for The Saga of the Web-Surfing Squatter.

Would you like it to go in the direction of
a) a murder mystery
b) a slapstick comedy
c) a psychological thriller
d) the wastebasket

If there is to be a villain/ness, would you like it to be
a) Phil
b) Bill's wife
c) the pastor
d) the pastor's wife
e) a total surprise

If there is to be a hero in the end, would you like it to be
a) Martha
b) Jack
c) the pastor's wife
d) some random idiot
e) the congregation

What shall we name the pastor?
a) the same humbly anonymous name as now
b) Pastor Handsome
c) Reverend Rumble
d) His Holiness
e) the clumsy cleric

Thanks for the input!